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My beloved poem

2009-07-31T01:05:00.000-07:00

Thou chicken rice, fills my heart
Thou chicken, is not cooked with blood
Thou skill, is shown with love!
Thou anger, is shown above!
Thou hatred, i cannot say
Thou love, i see everyday
Thou control, you keep it throughout
Thou heart, you pour it out
Thou Duck Rice, aromatic hunger!
Thou Char Siew, makes me linger!
Thus, i art say,
Let food keep me at bay.
Forever and ever i'll eat ramen
I say this, AMEN

31st July 2009

2009-07-31T01:01:00.000-07:00

This day will always be remembered the day when i.................................................................... blogged.

Yes, how special, this feeling of dejavu, nostalgia fills the atmosphere.

I shall now express my feelings in a poem

Wizards and witches
Dogs and bitches
Music and Cliches
How i art for thee
Thee who makes me happy
Thee who restores my soul
Thou chicken rice thats in my bowl
I see duck rice in every direction
But i see no need in action
Char siew fan is good
Lead me not to food
For life is great
And yes randomness is bait.

And after all, all i see.
is just
a
little
yellow
lemon
tree

27 July 2009

2009-07-27T01:02:00.000-07:00

Its the day i've been waiting for. My birthday :D

Yes, you heard right!! And somehow i'm sick, so i feel damn sad -.-
Some birthday.

Anyway i didn't go to school today, i don't feel like writing anything so i'll just sign off here

Don't know whats wrong with my blogger.

Yours Truly,
Gregory Teo

Try And Understand this

2009-07-11T04:22:00.000-07:00

John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. He made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
'Louise,' he moaned, 'what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?'
'Even worse,' she said, her voice oozing scorn. 'You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.'
'He's an idiot,' John said. 'Piss on him.'
'You did', came the reply. 'And he fired you.'
Well, screw him!' said John. "I did, you're back to work on monday."

More jokes

2009-07-03T03:26:00.000-07:00

A small boy was looking at his class photo when it suddenly flew away, it landed underneath a indian lady's sari ( Long dress) With all innocence, he went to the lady and said, "Auntie may you please lift up your sari please?"
The lady replied:"What nonsense?! Why should i lift up my sari?"
The boy replied:" To take photo"

Jokes ;D

2009-07-03T03:22:00.000-07:00

This is what real bloggers do, make their blog entertaining , not gay and twit with photos and girly stuff, which most boys practice. I, Gregtimus Trime, am speaking to you from earth, it is time, for a change.

Ah beng and Ah Seng was hunting in the forest, after 5km of intense walking, Ah Seng fainted. Ah Beng was frantic, he called "911" hurriedly. *Operator picks up phone*Ah Beng: "Ma'am, my friend is dead, i think! What do i do?!"
Operator: "Calm down, I can help you, just make sure he's really dead"
*Hears 3 gunshot firing*
"Okay he's dead now, so what do i do?"

I'm in school?

2009-06-29T22:11:00.000-07:00

I HEREBY PRONOUNCE THAT I AM IN school.

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT. I AM EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC I TELL YOU!!!!!

GAYS WILL BE MISSED.

2009-06-28T18:19:00.000-07:00

This cat
Is Cat
A Cat
Way Cat
To Cat
Waste Cat
Twenty Cat
Seconds Cat
Of Cat
Your Cat
Time Cat

Cant figure it out? Take away the cat.

2009-06-28T18:13:00.000-07:00

R.I.P Michael Jackson. King Of Pop.
The dancing king , creater of the moonwalk.
You will be badly missed. Rest In Peace.

29th June 2009

2009-06-28T17:59:00.000-07:00

You might be wondering why its over like, 3 months since i last posted? Easy, holidays and exams.

During exams i used the computer only to chiong my dota, for some reason. And holidays were, badly missed. Today is the day that I SHOULD go to school. I started to convince my mother about swine flu and stuffs. And she somehow agreed. Now its 9:03 and i'm enjoying my moments of bliss, thinking about those idiots who are in school now. HAH!

Holidays were too full to talk about, but i'll give a brief review
1.Melaka-(Church Camp)-Was fun, I stayed in a different room with my parents ;P.
2.Genting Highlands-(Family+Friend)Was fun, again i stayed different room, but same apartment. Money was spent there like heck.
3.Choir Camp-(As stated)-Somehow it was fun, though i was sabo-ed to be a girl 2 times. I had to wear a bikini made of recycled materials.
4.Sister came back-(Still Current)- My long missed sister who went to Australia when i was 4, came back when i was 6, 10, 13. She works there ^^. I went to Australia to visit her once, it was a lifetime experience. Spare ribs. YUMM.
5.School starts today-(mmhmm I know, its terrible)- What is there to say?

Joke:
3 Animals were boasting about their power in the jungle, a pig, tiger and lion. They argued about how much respect they deserved. The lion boasted:" All i need is to roar, and the whole jungle shakes in fear"
The tiger said:" Is that all? When i roar, the whole jungle FEARS ME."
The pig finally said:" Dude, all I need is a sneeze, and the whole freaking PLANET is scared of me.

And no matter what, greg would always be back in time for dinner.

I had the strangest day . - Gregory Teo Wen Hui

Oh My God I Posted Again

2009-04-25T07:18:00.000-07:00

Lol, I neglected this blog for so long, now i'm back. So many things to say, with just one post I will attempt to do it. Ta-dahh

S Y F 0 9 A H M A D I B R A H I M C H O I R
SILVER~!

OH MY GOD ~ IF YOU WANT TO READ THE WORDS BELOW HIGHLIGHT!

SPOILER:

I bo liao~
OH MY
Ah yes, you see it right, Not bad hor. Wahlau , Why not GWH!!.

OKay shit, as im typing this im forgetting to watch les choirestes, never mind watch another time.

I watched ping pang yuan on friday, then akira went to dressed up as pontianak, scared me!! AHHH

Choir is officialy slackable(I HOPE) so I have decided to join badminton and make it to the school team, YEAHH

And no matter what , Greg would always be back in time for his dinner

"I had the strangest day"

Sweeten Up,
Gregory Teo

31 March 09

2009-03-30T20:08:00.000-07:00

Last day of march, weee. I'm sick, didn't go to school today, so i kinda like forfeited my badminton competition, thats so sad.

Ah, I woke up at 4AM , couldn't breathe. Lucky took some airways medicine, now I'm fine. still down with a bad cough .

Sometimes i wish i'm not that prone to diseases. *Sigh*.

Cooked an egg, forgot to add salt, so i ate it with bread, it was horrible. No cheese available too.

I've been thinking of changing my trademark signature, "And no matter what greg would always be back in time for dinner" to "Emo Kids Have Cool Hair"

I got that line off my classmate, woo thats so cool. Kay thats all for today guys.

Emo kids have cool hair, YEAH ROCK ON.

Sweeten up,
Gregory Teo

30 March 09

2009-03-30T05:23:00.000-07:00

Sian, wondering why I never post for so long? First, I sick, Second my bloody blog template spoiled, damn kp. I feel damn pissed now, parents nag like one hell like that. After PSLE they talk so much, say can play computer and stuff, sec one just relax. Then now they keep pestering me to study, I just touched it for a mere 1h. Then they kpkb. Not fair lah, stupid adults never keep their promise one. All those P6 this year featuring my blog, be careful of your parents, after PSLE you might not believe that they are just liars. Freak lah hor. Don't wanna use vulgarity only for fear of small kids, adults , parents observing.
Was down with a 40 Degrees fever. Wth, life not bad enough? At least I was able to skip my school for two days. Tomorow badminton tournament again, and i'm still sick, damn. Going to skip school on wednesday cause I have SYF rehearsal, how nice, i'm only afraid the rehearsal is worst.
Now I have to do my work, no choice when there are two "PEOPLE" pestering me to do work. Sian, life really getting boring, cept' for the friends in my class. Damn fun.
Finally my template is done, now with this I'll just sign off first. Kay thanks guys for tagging, please taggg . Cause its rude to view-and-run.

And no matter what greg would always be back in time for dinner

I had the strangest day ,

Sweeten up,
Gregory Teo

16 March =D

2009-03-16T04:56:00.000-07:00

Damn, had choir today from 10AM-4PM, ahha i know im in choir WTH. Heh, I put it as my 3rd choice and somehow got in. Never mind its quite fun (Don't laugh, please =.=)
Ah, I couldn't take it, 5h of singing, wednesday another, friday another. I hope i remain in SYF (Singapore Youth Festival, Not Singapore Young F***ers please =.= thats an old joke)
Ahahahahhahaahah, Tomorow's my kanka bday party or whatever i don't know how to spell (Means godsis in malay, i think) Ahahahaha, hope gonna be fun, still haven bought present, damn..
Have to do my "Ting Xie" Corrections, i failed all. Out of 4 "Ting Xie" Lets see. 2/11, 1/10, 2/11, 3/12. Have to write 10 times, god SAVE ME =.=
Kay thats all for today, nothing big just badminton, very sweaty and tired. But i enjoyed it!

And no matter what, gregory would always back in time for his dinner

"I had the strangest day"

Sweeten up,
Gregory Teo

15 Of March

2009-03-15T04:07:00.000-07:00

Damn, i'm too lazy to do the linking, haah. Went to church today, I go every sunday, ahha. Was looking forward to going swimming with my friends when my mom said no. Haha nevermind, i stayed at home and trained my Atlantica. So damn cool woo! Haha , church was fun, kept teasing this sec 3 nerd. HAHA.
Nothing much happened today, i played com for 80% of the time haha. Yeah.. Ah I wanna go play badminton =(

And no matter what, gregory would always be back in time for his dinner
"I had the strangest day"

Sweeten up,
Gregory Teo

iTriple

Deleted Template

2009-03-14T01:39:00.001-07:00

Oh, my god i think i lost a manicure. Lol joking hahaha, i'm so gay.

Actually, i accidentally deleted my template, and i found it again and had to do everything. Shit, haha i lost all my links, can everyone tag me and put their links there so i can re-link them. So sorry ahaha.
Dayum, bad day hah. Ain't got nothing to do nowadays, gunz getting boring, thinking of playing atlantica. Haha damn bored, was going to play badminton when it rained heavily, tried to bring in gala but failed, mom shouted for threathning my life. Ah, that sucked yeah, i'm getting hungry anyway

And life goes on ;D

And no matter what, gregory would always be in time for dinner.
"I had a strange day"

Sweeten up,

Gregory Teo

Weird Day

2009-03-13T23:24:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was Friday The 13th if you guys didn't notice it. Haha weird n creepy. Had to go to choir, from 1-5. Didnt know it started at 1 went at 2, haha. By the time i reached they had finished warm ups.
Chose my SYF cloak, and started doing the alterations. Heard i have to handwash them, damn =.=, i don't even know how to wash clothes with a washing machine lol. SYF=Singapore Youth Festival =D
I came back tired, was supposed to meet by teacher at 6pm, but forgot all about it. He was angry, he drove all the way here and called me. "Where are you?" I replied "Oh .. shit-.-" "You supposed to give me your spelling book!!" "Sorry i forgot, sorry sorry i'll give it to you next time" I replied. HAHAHA i feel so bad.
I played dotA with my neighbour, pwned him until he was pissed, thats so sad =X
Haha, he was using meepo. No match for my sniper =X. Next round i used meepo and he fought me using venomancer, a 90% loss . But i still owned him bad haha, he was so pissed. I always survived with 20hp. Haha damn, i miss my primary school friends

So it was a weird day

And life goes on ;D

And no matter what, gregory would always be in time for his dinner

I had the strangest day D;

Sweeten up,
Gregory

What's up with my life?

2009-03-12T02:56:00.001-07:00

Lol, life.. Just finished my oleh camp today. God i miss the camp, it was damn fun <3.
I'm currently in Ahmad Ibrahim Sec 1E1 haha. So cool i was aiming for RI and i got in AI. Kinda like in a fantasy or something, 50 scores apart.
I've recently been soo mat. Listening to metal (Probably influenced by brother ;O)
Ah, good friends lol, overflowing with them in this class
Rasydan and gang, Justin and gang,Dewi and gang, lol.

Been quite sick lately, fever & cough

Cheers for 1E1

Peace out
Gregory Teo

Sup'

2009-03-09T06:34:00.000-07:00

Sup guys, how y'all doing so far?
Kinda cool for me nowadays, got to be in Ahmad Ibrahim sec, ain't no lousy school yeah lol. Damn fun school, classmates are really awesome. Teachers, well... English and maths , awesome. The rest I ain't no comment.
There's this teacher which I really hate, Mrs Chew. Goddammit. She's an old teacher, probably 60. Cranky like a typical grandmother from a strict family. The part i hate is that she keeps contradicting herself, and scolds us names. She even dared to beat someone. Her guts is something i have to praise her for, daring to do something like that. With that i'm soon going to complain to principal, and kinda see if he does anything. Hope he does.
Just owned her recently. She was freaking pwned by me. I failed my test and had to go for SRP(Supp class) . She said whoever does not go have to give her a letter written by your parents stating that "I do not allow my son to go for SRP even though he has failed his test" You can guess what I did? My loving mother (;, wrote that letter. I slammed it on her table, she was pwnt. Ahahahaha everyone else didn't have to go for SRP then. I was called a hero for a day.
Just going to irritate her more, until she complains or something would i then complain about her. She ain't not gonna win the greg yeah. For years I have argued with teachers ( Not something i'm proud of) and always win. I don't call it that bad cause i think i'm just fighting for my rights. Life can be your way if you can fight, hitler's my role model (;< .

Kay, I'll be going to sleep for now. Yeah, hope you guys get some good rest or something. Peace out dudes,

Peace out,
Gregory Teo (;

Hmm...

2008-11-05T02:15:00.000-08:00

Guess I'm finally back to blogging, over a year since I've last posted any stuffs. Well, I'm P6 now, finished PSLE, haha PSLE can kiss my ass now, it's history. So yeah, its 5th of November , I'm still in Australia, I'll be back in the 23rd, bye primary school friends? Its been nice meeting you guys, left a footprint in my heart. And if you guys are eating pizza or just bought pizza recently, let me sincerely laugh at you. In Aust, pizza is $8, Pizza Hut. For a large pizza, LARGE. Don't believe me? Here's some pictures, the old lady is my Gradmother.

Vulgar english, vulgar chinese.. Ever heard of vulgar math?

2007-05-04T21:19:00.000-07:00

Carrol had just came back from school and was reciting her maths
(Carrol)"Two plus two, a son of a bitch is four..."
"Three plus Three, a son of a bitch is six"
(Carrol's mom) "Carrol! Where did you hear those swearing language! You better watch your mouth!"
(Carrol) "But my teacher taught me this method!"

The next day Carrol mother went to confront the teacher...
(Carrol's mom) Miss, what have you been teaching my daughter?! What son of a bitch method is that!?
(Teacher) What???
(Carrol) Teacher, the one where 2 plus 2, the son of a bitch is 4??
(Teacher) I didn't say that! I said, 2 plus 2, a sum of which is 4....!